Lickin' Gooood!

If 700 words isn't enough for you to learn the complicated ways of lady-head in this week's Cunnilinguistics 101, you should definitely read Ian Kerner's guide, She Comes First. Though the book's cover is all about the frankly unappetizing image of a halved papaya (do I want to imagine my vagina cut in half and filled with black, mushy seeds? no.) and is all about men, men, men, men going down on women, we all know that we all have tongues and that they can lick anything they salivate about, regardless of what you're packing south of the border.


It's a good book. It helpfully paints a detailed map of your new favorite oral canvas and will aide in your quest to becoming a great cunnilinguist! What with my witty advice and this book, you're sure to be lickin' good!

Hot Wax Special

If you didn't learn your lesson from this week's column's tale of what can go wrong when trying to impress a new partner with a "sexy" surprise such as unexpectedly pouring hot wax on them...well...here's how to do it right:

Beeswax candles, while they adequately set the mood, also burn at the highest possible temperature, making their wax pretty fucking painful when dripped on your skin. If this is what you're going for, make sure you're very familiar with hot wax play, aftercare and how and where to drip these little lava morsels.

For those looking to simply "spice it up" rather than "scorch it up", opt for the more subtle, warm wax sensations of JimmyJane's Afterglow soy wax candles. Melting at a temperature not much higher than your body's, these aphrodisiac-scented candles melt into a pleasantly warm massage oil, which set the mood much better than some scalding mess from Yankee Candle.

Perfect timing? JimmyJane's Little Afterglow Sampler Pack, with promises of a different sexy-time massage or "favor" for each flavor, is exactly what I want this Valentine's Day.

A Pregnant Porn Star?!?!? *Gasp*

This week's column, What to Sexpect When You're Expecting, put out some basics of preggie pleasure and sex. I kind of randomly mentioned a Tweet by indie porn star Madison Young, in which she mentions the changes in her sexual response now that she's pregnant. Madison Young is a successful, young, alternative porn entrepreneur who I have a lot of respect for, pregnant or not. However, I think it's simultaneously fascinating, hot and empowering that she continues (so proudly and publicly) with her work even with a little bun in the oven.

Whether you do or do not share the same sentiment, I encourage you to look more into Young's experience with preggo-porno...

Dr. Charlie Glickman of my old stomping grounds, Good Vibrations, did an excellent interview with her that you can find here. Make sure, especially, to check out her new film, Pregnant with Desire, which visually inspires with pregnant positioning, techniques, personal experiences and even how to safely kinkify your fertile 9 months.

If you're like me, and just can't get enough of Young, you can join the awesome site nofauxx.com to see beautiful images of the sexy mama-to-be seven months pregnant or check out her site madisonbound.com for exxxpectant videos.

Congrats, Madison! You make the road from "positive" to "push!" look g.o.o.d.!